Camille Bird
Super Star, Rock Star and Super Nova (like the car)     

     Camille Bird was born on November 18th nineteen hundred and seventy
seven in Salt Lake City, Utah. She began writing/producing/directing all of the family performances including, but not limited to: What’s in Grandma’s Purse?, What’s in Grandpa’s Wallet? The Musical, and the yearly Christmas Pajama Parade. She is currently touring nationally with her stand-up comedy and original one woman show “Rollercoaster Me…Love Letters I Never Sent…a nocturnal escape route to surviving life and love.”
     Camille made her start (A.K.A. her first pay check as a performer) in
Denver, Colorado as the DJ at Zu Denver in 2000 playing hit tunes from hail
metal to hip hop as DJ Taken, The Underwater Geisha, DJ Dirty Bird and the DJ Formerly Known as Princess. She played really exciting venues like Traxx 2000, The Foxhole Lounge and Dream Nightclub. Shortly after her spinning right ‘round began she fell onto a microphone as an MC for the Zu Kings and never removed it. As a hostess, she made her parents proud (no really, she did…you can ask her mom…she really is proud) including the Red Ball 2000, LILT 2002- 2006, 2005 and 2006 Modern Drunkard Convention, Satan’s Sirens Burlesque and as the signature Hostess with tha Most-tits, Titsa Galore, for Ooh La La Presents…Burlesque Troupe from 2001-2005. In the Spring of 2006 Camille produced, directed and hosted Edis Woh’s Paperdoll Sideshow…in 3-D!!! to the surprise of many Las Vegas inhabitants with a ferocity and glamour unmatched by any…okay okay….I’m just saying it was a darn cool show. Be sure not to miss it when it rolls through your town. Most recently, Ms. Bird MC’d for the Texas Rock Fest held during Austin, Texas’ infamous South by Southwest.
     Camille enjoyed playing the not-so-lead in countless plays which we will
list tirelessly for you now: Glory in the national tour (two cities) of “Girl Meets
Girl”, Mo in “Cowgirl’s The Musical”, some sad clown waitress in “When You
Comin’ Back Red Ryder”…what was her name?...anyway…The Rappin’ White
Rabbit and The Queen of hearts in the spectacular Easter event of the 2004 season “The Last tea Party” (written and produced by Camille Bird at the little shoe box Theatre du Quirque) and then she landed the role of her career as the lead lead in the one woman show “Rollercoaster Me…Love Letters I never Sent.”
     Although not the most talented musician she certainly is entertaining. You will not find a saw, ukulele, spoons, kazoo, harmonica, bucket, zills, tambourine or Snoopy’s Harp that can out master her and she is nothing if not well rounded. At least her singing voice is nice and we do love her remix of Nina Simone’s “Young, Gifted and Black.”
     “I am at home on stage…it’s the place I get to be all of the Camille’s I
dream of being. I just wanna sleep less, dress up funny, and grow up to be
delightfully crazy. From up here in La La Land…things look really different…and it’s just enough quiet and just enough loud. We’ll see if it sounds the same when I get batteries for my bullhorn…tee hee...”